How to get banned from KMart

[Spoofee]

 

[JoyceHarkless]

All I can say is...LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL :claps:

 

[chickennugget]

I really must not show this to my husband. He might try to get me banned from Walmart!:verysad:

 

[bluesky]

That is hilarious!!

 

[tigger_too_wooh]

LOL :rofl: LOL :rofl: LOL :rofl: LOL :rofl: LOL :rofl:

Anyone snopes this yet?

 

[DanC]

So............... what's the problem?

 

[precocious]

These are things my Hubby does when we are in stores.....

No, seriously, he does this! LOL

We have Nextel.....I'll be online at the check out and he beeps me and starts making gobbling noises like a turkey....:doh: All the while a few aisles over laughing at everyone staring at me......you can't make this stuff up....

 

[sugarbean]

I've done a few of those things before

And this gives me a few ideas for the future! :convinced:

 

[DanC]

I've called the store manager while in the checkout line and told him that the cashier on line (whatever) needed to be fired and replaced with a zombie so that the line would move faster.

And I have called and had them page Stewart Pidasso.

Actually, he goes by the name of Stu.

 

[ravenwytch]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I did something similar to the alarm clock thing once. It was in a store that sold only music boxes. The noise was horrendous!

 

[precocious]

And I have called and had them page Stewart Pidasso.

Actually, he goes by the name of Stu.

LOL I've never heard that one..... I've heard of Michael Hunt, Mike for short Richard Hertz, Dick for short. ....there are more....:rofl:

 

[sugarbean]

Has anyone else counted all the toys in Toys R Us?

 

[monkfish]

....there are more....:rofl:

Sure are. Whenever I'm out, a new kid shows up in my class for the substitute teacher. He signs in on the attendance sheet, and apparently his name is Benjamin Dover.

 

[PugGirl]

These are things my Hubby does when we are in stores.....

No, seriously, he does this! LOL

We have Nextel.....I'll be online at the check out and he beeps me and starts making gobbling noises like a turkey....:doh: All the while a few aisles over laughing at everyone staring at me......you can't make this stuff up....

:convinced: Have you been sneaking out shopping with my husband?? He's always doing stuff like that.

I've called the store manager while in the checkout line and told him that the cashier on line (whatever) needed to be fired and replaced with a zombie so that the line would move faster.

And I have called and had them page Stewart Pidasso.

Actually, he goes by the name of Stu.

One time my sister and I were eating at Bob Evans and were seated in the corner. The menu listed a soft drink as "bottomless soft drinks". We had a bad waitress and she wouldn't come back to our table. So we called the store and described where we were sitting and informed them that we had hit the bottom of our bottomless drink:rofl::rofl:

 

[WENEEDLIGHT]

Dec. 23 ...

Okay, why was there a camera in the fitting room?

 

[sugarbean]

Dec. 23 ...

Okay, why was there a camera in the fitting room?

Some stores have cameras in the dressing rooms and are watched by same-sex security guards. So either it was that or it was outside the dressing room, like in the hall where the big mirrors are.

I get really self-conscious about that, so usually I buy everything I kinda like and return what I don't want. Or I pretend like I just got out of the pool and keep everything covered.
I just realized how incredibly neurotic I sound!

 

[PugGirl]

the letter is a joke. I've received it before as though it came from wal-mart. You can read about it here


http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spree.asp

 

[muff_top10]

I really must not show this to my husband. He might try to get me banned from Walmart!:verysad:

My husband works there. It sounds like you can pretty much do anything there and get away it....They just call him to clean up all the messes.....hwell:

 

[SharonL]

My kids showed me this a little while ago.

 

[K Ma]

I saw this a couple months ago too. :rofl: If I heard this while in a store I would totally crack up! "I just like big butts"

My husband isnt as bad as he used to be..... we had just got married and headed to Walmart for cleaning supplies for our new place. He breaks out dancing and singing to the song playing in the store! (He was even doing the robot) I just stood there and laughed (what else was I supposed to do?)
Other customers were laughing and one older lady stopped and danced with him for a minute! It was great.